156 Paper Puns That Will Have You Folding with Laughter!

The Art of Paper-Themed Humor

1. You could say I’m tearing up at these paper jokes!
2. I’m fold of these paper puns; they never seem to crease!
3. These jokes are so good, they’re off the sheet!
4. Let’s cut to the chase – paper puns are a cut above the rest!
5. Writing paper puns can be a rough draft at times.
6. My friend’s paper pun was tearable, but I still smiled!
7. When it comes to paper jokes, I always draw a blank.
8. I’m not a fan of your paper puns. You can count on it!
9. Those who love paper puns are bound to be bookworms!
10. Don’t worry, I’ve got a stack of paper puns for you!
11. Paper puns are notepad, but they might need a margin of improvement!
12. I’ve got a notebook full of puns, but I might need to page through it for the best ones.
13. When it comes to paper puns, I’m always ripped and ready to go!
14. Did you hear about the paper that was feeling down? It was crumpled in despair!
15. You could say these paper puns are quite enveloping!
16. I’m on a roll with these paper puns, but they’re not toilet humor!
17. Sheets and giggles – that’s what paper puns are all about!
18. If you don’t like these paper puns, you can always file a complaint!
19. I’m not sure if I’m good at paper puns. I might just be bluffing!
20. My paper puns are so good, you’ll want to bookmark this page!
21. These puns may not be note-worthy, but I’ll keep pad-ing them out!
22. Whenever I make a paper pun, my friends fold over laughing.
23. Did you hear the one about the paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
24. I thought paper puns would be easy to write, but it’s not all black and white.
25. Paper puns are the perfect way to wrap up any conversation!

V. On a Roll: Toilet Paper Pun Fun

1. When toilet paper is your muse, you can truly say you’ve got a roll with the puns!
2. I tried to write a joke about toilet paper, but it was tearable!
3. Never fight with toilet paper; it always holds its own in a wipe-out.
4. This toilet paper joke is clean and white, but it’s on a roll.
5. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
6. Having a party without toilet paper is a faux pas; you can’t just leave your guests hanging!
7. I prefer toilet paper puns; they’re the only ones that seem to unwind naturally.
8. Toilet paper is really overachieving; it’s on a roll even when it’s not working!
9. I wouldn’t say I love toilet paper puns, but they do grow on you, layer by layer.
10. When the toilet paper found a joke book, it said, “This is tear-iffic!”
11. Why don’t toilet paper jokes ever bomb? Because they always wipe away the competition!
12. If toilet paper had a motto, it’d be “Wipe twice, pun once.”
13. Never underestimate toilet paper — it can really make a splash with its punchlines!
14. My friend told me a toilet paper pun, but it was a bit sheet.
15. Even in the darkest of times, toilet paper puns can help you roll with the punches.
16. When toilet paper tells a joke, it’s bound to be a ripper!
17. Every toilet paper joke has a silver lining; at least it’s not as crappy as it could be!
18. Why did the comedian bring toilet paper to the show? To clean up his act!
19. When you hear a toilet paper pun, just go with the flow.
20. Toilet paper puns: they’re how we roll in the pun world!
21. Some say toilet paper puns are too thin, but I say they’re just two-ply humor!
22. When the toilet paper got praised, it blushed and said, “Aw, shucks, I’m just on a roll!”
23. If you can’t handle a good toilet paper pun, you’re really not absorbing the best in life.
24. Never want to run out of toilet paper or puns—they’re both essentials for a clean finish!
25. Why was the toilet paper so good at stand-up comedy? It always knows how to roll with the punchlines!

Note-worthy Paper Puns for Stationery Lovers

Hey there stationery aficionados, get ready to jot down some smiles with these pun-tastic one-liners:

1. I’m a big fan of stationery, it just seems to note-move me.
2. Why did the paper join the band? Because it had perfect pitch when folded into a paper plane.
3. Notebooks can never be trusted… they’re always up to something sketchy!
4. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. Anyway, here’s my notepad to write down what I saw.
5. Stationery stores are always in my good books. Literally.
6. Pens might be mightier than swords, but paper’s been known to cut deep.
7. You know you’re a stationery nerd when… you get excited about a new highlight in your life!
8. When my notebook has a problem, does it require a binder-fide expert?
9. Why do notebooks feel so self-important? Because every page is a matter of self-reflection!
10. The romance between the pencil and the paper clip, it’s quite an attachment!
11. “Stick with me,” said the paper to the staple.
12. I had to break up with my notebook, there were just too many lines.
13. My paper and I are on the same page, but my pen is drawing conclusions.
14. If you paper over the cracks, does that mean you’re covering up your sheet mistakes?
15. I always carry a notebook with me, it’s a good way to keep my thoughts on paper.
16. Why was the ruler worried? Because it couldn’t draw the line.
17. What did the envelope say to the stamp? “Stick with me and we’ll go places!”
18. My stapler is such a show-off, it’s always making a point.
19. Diaries are like onions, peel back the layers and you might just tear up!
20. My calendar’s days are numbered… which makes it very timely.
21. Highlighters are the wisest of office supplies, they always mark the important things.
22. My favorite paper pun? It’s tearable, but I can’t seem to rip it out of my notebook!
23. What did the pen say to the paper? “Don’t move, I’m trying to capture your essence.”
24. My journal is a real-page turner. Too bad it’s all about my grocery lists…
25. I wanted to write a book on erasers, but I couldn’t find anything to start a clean page with.

VII. Origami Puns: Folding in the Fun

1. Once you start with origami, you can’t stop—it’s a fold addiction.
2. I’m reading a book on origami. It’s quite a page-turner.
3. Why was the origami teacher so respected? She had a lot of crease control.
4. Did you hear about the origami store? It folded.
5. Origami artists are always in shape; they know how to fold under pressure.
6. My origami business is booming, it’s really papering over the cracks.
7. I told my friend an origami joke, but it fell flat.
8. Paper folders make great comedians—they always know how to crease the audience up!
9. Why don’t origami artists get into fights? They always fold.
10. Never argue with an origami enthusiast; they’ll only twist your words.
11. Trying to fix bad origami is pointless; once it’s creased, it’s creased.
12. I was going to join the Origami Club, but it was paper-thin on membership.
13. I met an origami thief yesterday. He folded as soon as the cops questioned him.
14. Learning origami is a way to unfold new skills.
15. If you can’t do origami, don’t feel bad; it’s tearable for some people.
16. I wanted to learn origami, but I’m just not sharp enough.
17. Why did the origami artist break up with his girlfriend? He needed more space to fold.
18. My friend’s origami art is so bad; every time he tries, he ends up folding under the pressure.
19. Origami enthusiasts are the least confrontational people; they would rather paper over the cracks.
20. When origami artists collaborate, it’s called a “fold alliance.”
21. Don’t ever buy pre-folded origami; it’s a complete rip-off.
22. Origami puns are difficult to unfold, but once you get them, they’re pretty sharp.
23. I have an origami pen pal; we exchange folded letters.
24. An origami artist’s favorite music? Rock ‘n’ fold!
25. The origami convention was postponed due to unforeseen creases.