As the leaves turn and the air chills, November rolls in with a harvest of humor ripe for the picking. It’s a time when November puns become the spice of conversations, infusing a dash of wit into the lengthening nights. Whether you’re wrapped up in a scarf or planning your Thanksgiving feast, there’s always room for a pun that’ll make you smile like you’ve just had your first sip of a pumpkin spice latte.
So, pull up a chair, grab your hot cocoa, and let’s toast to the delightful blend of cozy charm and clever wordplay that November brings to the table.
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The Gourd-geous World of Thanksgiving Puns
Let’s talk turkey and get to the meat of the matter with some plucking good Thanksgiving puns that are sure to squash your blues!
- Can’t wait for Thanksgiving? You must be stuffed with excitement!
- Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare; they are consumed in 12 minutes and take 7 hours to burn off. That’s what I call pilgrim-etrics!
- I told my family I’d bring the rolls on Thanksgiving, and now they won’t leaf me alone.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down. It’s just like my Thanksgiving plate!
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!
- Don’t make a rookie mistake – serve the turnover after the game, not during!
- Thanksgiving is great for people who love pies, but it’s crust the tip of the iceberg for the rest of us!
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
- I’m all about that baste, ’bout that baste, more butter!
- Thanksgiving: when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.
- If your father could see you now, he’d be all baste, no bite!
- A pumpkin pie in the hand is worth two on your plate – if you can handle the weight!
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
- Pass the mashed potatoes! It’s time to get gravied away!
- Why did the Pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because the buckle was on his hat!
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about this Thanksgiving!
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
- When the dinner’s over, I’m looking forward to a long winter’s napkin.
- I like my Thanksgiving nights how I like my pumpkins – lit!
- Keep calm and cranberry on!
- What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
- When it comes to Thanksgiving, the most important thing is not what’s on the table, but who’s around it.
Falling for Laughs: Autumn Leaf and November Jokes
- Why did the tree worry that it might be unpopular? Because it kept losing its “leaf”-like-ability in November!
- I’m not saying I’m lazy in November, but I do fall for every “leaf” of absence excuse.
- If money grew on trees, we’d all be raking it in come November!
- Hope you find these jokes oak-kay, because I’m acorn-y person in autumn!
- I told my friend a joke about a leaf but it blew away with the rest of the fall comedy.
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit crumple-leafed in November!
- Why don’t trees on social media in November? They can’t stand the thought of being “unfollowed.”
- You can’t trust the trees in November, they’re always going out on a limb with their jokes!
- Don’t ever leaf me alone with these November puns; I could go on forever!
- If leaves had their own streaming service, would they watch Net-twig in November?
- I’m trying to branch out with my humor, but I keep falling back on leaf puns!
- Why did the tree break up with the wind? Because every November, it just wouldn’t leaf it alone!
- Why was the leaf blushing in November? Because it saw the tree’s bark!
- Why are trees so calm in November? Because they’ve learned how to let things go.
- What’s a November tree’s favorite dating app? Timber!
- If leaves were into finance, they’d be great at making that “dough-pine” in November.
- Why do leaves hate November? Because that’s when they get “down” to business.
- What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.
- What’s a November leaf’s least favorite type of music? Poplar tunes, because they always fall out of style.
- Why are November leaves such good listeners? Because they always drop everything to be with you.
- How did the leaf get to work in November? By taking the “b-rake.”
- Why do leaves always look so smart in November? They’re really good at “turning over a new leaf.”
- What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming? A skeptic-tree in denial about losing its leaves!
- What do leaves do to stop the sun from setting in November? They throw some shade!
Turkey Talk: Hilarious Puns to Gobble Up
- Let’s talk turkey: Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- Wattle we do without turkey puns? They’re a staple of Thanksgiving humor!
- Don’t be a bird-brain: Gobble up these jokes before they fly the coop!
- Feather or not you’re ready, these turkey puns will have you stuffed with laughter!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- Let’s give ’em something to squawk about: These puns aren’t just for the birds!
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
- Pluck up your courage and share these puns at your next feast!
- Have a wing and a prayer: These turkey puns are sure to take off!
- Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- You can’t fly with us: Unless you love turkey puns as much as we do!
- Why don’t you ever set the turkey next to the dessert? Because it will gobble, gobble it up!
- Don’t be shellfish with the turkey puns—there’s plenty to go around!
- These puns are anything but fowl. In fact, they’re quite egg-cellent!
- Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To try to hatchet!
- The turkey says “gobble gobble,” but all I hear is “laugh laugh!”
- Once you start with the turkey puns, you just can’t quit cold turkey!
- Why did the turkey refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of being a jive turkey!
- Did you hear about the turkey that got into a fight? It got the stuffing knocked out of it!
- Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had a drum-sticking personality!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite comedy? Anything with a good peck-line!
- You’re not a true pun enthusiast until you’ve mastered the art of turkey wordplay!
- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
- Well-plucked puns: Turkey jokes are always in season!
- Why did the turkey play the drums in his sleep? Because he was dreaming of a drumstick!
Cozy Up with Some Warm November Wordplay
- I’m fall-ing for you like the November leaves.
- When November chills come around, I guess it’s sweater weather you like it or not!
- November is here, so it’s time to espresso your gratitude with some pumpkin spice!
- I don’t want to brag, but I make the best Thanksgiving dinner. It’s all about the stuffing the right ingredients together.
- Stay calm and carry on, November’s just another leaf on the calendar.
- Remember to turn over a new leaf this November—just like the trees do.
- November teaches us how to let things go, just like a tree leaf-ing its branches.
- Be like a November morning—crisp, cool, and with a hint of mystery.
- Novem<burr, it’s getting cold outside, better wrap up warm!
- A November without pumpkin pie is like a hug without a squeeze – just not quite as sweet!
- Get ready to wine down this November with a glass of gratitude.
- Hocus pocus, it’s time to focus on November’s cozy magic.
- Don’t be a turkey; gobble up the beauty of November before it leaves!
- November may be the end of the fall, but every end is just a new beginning.
- I’m not a huge fan of November’s cold weather, but it’s growing on me like a fungus.
- November is the month where we harvest our thoughts and plant seeds of positivity.
- Why did November catch a cold? Because it spent too much time chill-ing.
- November might be cold, but it’s the perfect excuse for extra cuddles and hot chocolate.
- Even as the leaves fall, November reminds us that every ending sets the scene for a beautiful new start.
Harvesting Humor: The Best Crop of November Puns
Get ready to feast on some fresh-picked funnies, because we’ve harvested a bumper crop of November puns that are sure to add some spice to your fall days!
- Don’t leaf me hanging, share some more November puns!
- If fall is your favorite season, you’re probably outstanding in your field!
- I only have pies for you this November.
- I’m so grateful for these puns, I can’t stop eating them up!
- November brings the cool, but our puns are unbe-leaf-ably hot!
- Keep calm and cranberry on.
- November puns are a-maize-ing, aren’t they?
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about this season.
- Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey… and enjoy these puns!
- When it comes to November humor, we reap what we sow.
- I’m falling hard for these autumn one-liners.
- Let’s get to the root of it: November is the best time for puns!
- These puns are so good, they’re practically falling from the sky!
- Are you ready to squash your friends with these pun-hitting jokes?
- Remember to harvest the power of laughter this November.
- You’re never corn-alone when you’ve got puns for company.
- Yam going to love sharing these puns at your next feast!
- These puns have me so excited, I’m practically pumpkin ’round the room!
- Don’t let your gourd down, there’s always room for a pun or two.
- Can’t be-leaf how good these puns are, can you?
- These jokes are the pick of the patch, plucked just for you!
- It’s time to turnip the fun with these November puns.
- Do you carrot all for some root vegetable wordplay?
- Let’s get squashed with laughter this November!
- When life gives you November, make pun-kin pie!
Hope you’ve enjoyed this harvest of hilarity – now go spread the cheer and share these puns with all your buddies!
A Cornucopia of November Puns for Kids and Adults
Let’s dive into a platter of puns that are sure to leave you feeling thankful for a good chuckle this November!
- I only have pies for you during this sweet season!
- Don’t leaf me hanging, join in on the November fun!
- When the weather gets colder, November really falls into place.
- I’m not a fan of winter, I autumn stay in November forever.
- Have you bean thinking of Thanksgiving side dishes yet?
- Go ahead, gobble up these puns – they’re calorie-free!
- Yam going to make this November the best one yet!
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about with these puns!
- November is here, time to harvest some laughs!
- If November was a movie, it would be called “Gourd-fellas.”
- Feast your eyes on these puns, they’re gravy for the soul!
- When it comes to jokes, I’m on a roll – just like butter on Thanksgiving!
- Keep calm and cranberry on, it’s pun season!
- Don’t let the turkey get you down, perk up with puns!
- What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!
- Squash the boredom with these November knee-slappers!
- Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Because it’s all about pumpkins in November!
- Don’t be a jerky, be a turkey and join the pun parade!
- I’m stuffed with so many great November puns!
- Let’s get basted in some good humor this month!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was simply out-standing in his field!
- Spice up your day with a dash of November wit!
- November brings a lot of changes, but these puns are timeless.
- Remember, a good pun is like Thanksgiving dinner – it leaves you wanting more!
- Stay corny, my friends – November wouldn’t have it any other way!
Conclusion:
Well folks, we’ve certainly stuffed ourselves with a feast of chuckles, haven’t we? As November winds down and the last of the leaves tumble to the ground, it’s been an absolute delight sharing this cornucopia of puns with you. Whether you’re a fan of the gourd-geous puns of Thanksgiving, the playful quips about autumn leaves, or those belly-laugh-inducing turkey talk jokes, I hope they’ve added a little extra spice to your season. Remember, laughter is just as essential as pumpkin pie at the Thanksgiving table, so don’t hesitate to pass these puns around like they’re the last slice. Until next time, keep your spirits high and your puns ready – after all, these are the moments we’ll treasure when we look back on the November gone by. Happy punning, everyone!
