163 Baby Shower Puns That Are So Good, You’ll Wet Your Plants!

Expecting a little bundle of joy means it’s time to get ‘pun-derful’ with Baby Shower Puns that’ll have everyone giggling along with the cooing. From the invite to the thank-you notes, each step can be sprinkled with a touch of playful wordplay that celebrates the upcoming arrival. Whether it’s a clever pun on a diaper cake or a witty one-liner on a onesie, these puns can turn any baby shower from standard to standout. So, let’s get ready to tickle those funny bones and elevate the baby banter to the next level of adorable!

1. “You’re invited to a shower that’s forecasted to be a bundle of joy!”
2. “Hop on the baby bandwagon and join us for a day of giggles and grins!”
3. “We’re adding more love to our family tree, and we’re branching out to you for our baby shower!”
4. “Let’s toast to the baby-on-board at our upcoming baby shower bash!”
5. “We can bearly wait to see you at our baby shower!”
6. “Get ready to wine and ‘onesie’ at our little one’s baby shower!”
7. “Oh baby, it’s time to celebrate the little one’s impending arrival with diapers and daiquiris!”
8. “We’re ‘stork’ raving mad with excitement for our baby shower, and you’re invited!”
9. “Join us for a baby shower that’s sure to be a ‘labor’ of love!”
10. “We’re ‘expecting’ you to have a great time at our baby shower!”
11. “Let’s ‘pacify’ your schedule and pencil in our baby shower!”
12. “‘Waddle’ we do without you? Please come to our baby shower!”
13. “It’s a baby shower! Time to get ‘preggy’ with it!”
14. “Get your ‘booties’ over here for a baby shower filled with love and laughter!”
15. “Let’s celebrate the mom-to-be and the ‘kicks’ we’re about to receive!”
16. ‘Ultrasound‘ the alarm! It’s baby shower time and you’re invited!”
17. “Be ‘crib-side’ with us as we celebrate the new kid on the block!”
18. “Don’t ‘blanket’ out! Remember to join us for the coziest baby shower ever!”
19. “It’s a ‘shower’ of blessings and babies, and you’re on the guest ‘womb’ list!”
20. “We’re ‘due’ for a celebration! Join us at our baby shower!”
21. “Diapers, bibs, and bottles galore, we just can’t wait to see what else is in ‘store’ at our baby shower!”
22. “We’re ‘baby-ginning’ a new adventure and want you there for the baby shower!”
23. Don’t miss out on the baby shower, or you’ll surely be in a ‘dill‘ of a pickle!
24. “Rattle your calendars and join us for a baby shower to remember!”
25. “Get ready to ‘sprinkle’ some love at our upcoming baby shower!”

1. When it’s a diaper disaster, it’s all hands on ‘decker’!
2. Changing diapers is a duty I’m not pooh-poohing around!
3. I’m a diaper whisperer, I’ve got the ‘sheet’ skills!
4. Don’t fret, it’s just another baby bum-ble!
5. Remember, every diaper change is a bottom-up approach!
6. You’ve got to be ‘nappy’ to change a nappy!
7. Diaper changes are just wee little problems!
8. It’s a change of art – the diaper edition!
9. Keep calm and diaper on!
10. Some call it a diaper genie, I call it my sidekick!
11. Pooh happens – time for a diaper huddle!
12. Diapers: Handle with flare and a breath of fresh air!
13. Who knew a stinky bum could still be so cute?
14. Raising the ‘bar’ on diaper changes!
15. Only the bravest tackle the poop deck!
16. No ‘ifs’, ‘ands’, or butts’ about it, you’re a diaper changing pro!
17. Wrap that tushie with cushie!
18. When the diaper’s full, don’t be dull – just change it!
19. There’s no ‘poo-tential’ disaster a good diaper can’t fix!
20. Let’s ‘wipe’ away those diaper blues!
21. It might be No. 2, but you’re my No. 1 diaper changer!
22. Changing diapers: where every ‘solid’ effort counts!
23. The real ‘load’ down is in the diaper!
24. Every diaper tells a story, and you’re the author!
25. Brace yourself, diaper duty is the ‘rearest’ job!

IV. Onesie Jokes: Adorable and Amusing

1. “I’m a breastfed baby, but today I’ll have the bottle service, please!”
2. “I might be small, but I’ve got a diap-load of love to give!”
3. “My pacifier’s my bestie, we’re literally inseparable.”
4. “I’m the latest addition to the parent-hood. It’s an exclusive club!”
5. “Onesie is the new black – it’s a year-round style!”
6. “I’m not just milk-drunk, I’m also adorably intoxicated with cuteness.”
7. “I’m the CEO of cuteness, and my office hours are 24/7.”
8. “I’ve got more rolls than a bakery, and I’m just as sweet!”
9. “I’m not crying, I’m just giving my lungs a workout.”
10. “Life’s a changing table – you never know what you’re gonna get.”
11. “I’m proof that good things come in small ‘paci’ages!”
12. “Crawling: because walking is so mainstream.”
13. “This onesie is a sleepwear, daywear, and anywhere-wear!”
14. “I’m not napping, I’m just recharging my cuteness for the next round.”
15. “If you think I’m cute, you should see my burp cloths!”
16. “I don’t always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer dos boobies.”
17. “Who needs hair with a smile like this?”
18. “Wearing this onesie because my other outfit was covered in yesterday’s lunch!”
19. “I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that baby.”

V. Baby Shower Games: Play on Words

1. Let’s “pacify” the competition with some playful baby shower games!
2. Ready to “bottle” up the fun? The winning team gets the formula to success!
3. It’s time to “crawl” before you ball – the baby race is on!
4. Don’t “blanket” the fact that baby bingo is the best!
5. Guess the baby food flavor – it’s the “spoon-fullest” game ever!
6. Rattle” your brains with some baby-themed trivia!
7. “Stroller” over to the game area, it’s time for some fun!
8. Will you “change” your fortunes in the diaper challenge?
9. Let’s see who can “deliver” in the baby word scramble!
10. Who’s ready to “bootie” shake in the diaper derby?
11. Time to “bib” your opponents in the baby shower charades!
12. Get ready to “wipe” out the competition in the guess the weight game!
13. “Nappy” hour has arrived with our pin the diaper on the baby game!
14. “Umbilical” cord untangling – who will unravel the mystery first?
15. Let’s “breast” our way through the baby shower pictionary!
16. Get “swaddled” up in a baby gear relay race!
17. “Milk” the clock in the baby bottle drinking contest!
18. Who’s going to be the “crib” master in the nursery rhyme karaoke?
19. It’s time to “push” your luck with some baby shower bingo!
20. “Rock-a-bye” your competition to sleep with a lullaby sing-off!
21. Let’s “suck” it up in the pacifier bobbing contest!
22. Prepare for some “labor” pains during the laugh-out-loud joke round!
23. It’s not a “burp” in the road; it’s the baby shower scavenger hunt!
24. Who will “soothe” their way to victory in the crying baby guess game?
25. Ready to “wrap” things up? Let’s see who’s the best at swaddling!

VI. Food and Drink Puns for Expectant Munching

1. Pea in the pod or on the plate, either way, it’s a small celebration!
2. Get ready to spill the beans at the baby shower, just not on the table!
3. Our fruit platter is a berry big deal for the mom-to-be!
4. Let’s toast with mocktails to baby’s health and mom’s wealth of love.
5. With this spread, there’s no rumble in the jungle except baby’s kicks!
6. Who needs a bun in the oven when there are so many at the buffet?
7. Let’s sip, sip, hooray to the baby on the way!
8. Our sandwiches are cuter than a button, just like the guest of honor!
9. These mini quiches are about to be a mama’s favorite treat!
10. Get a pizza this baby shower action!
11. Our cheese and crackers are more amusing than a lullaby.
12. Be prepared for when the baby rolls out, with our cinnamon rolls!
13. Milk it for all it’s worth at the dessert table, future mommy!
14. It’s time to pop some corn and celebrate the soon-to-be mom!
15. These veggies are pickled pink with excitement for the new arrival!
16. Don’t worry, there’s muffin to cry about, especially with these treats!
17. Baby-cue on the grill, because we’re cooking up some love!
18. Grab a slice of joy with our baby shower cake!
19. Hope you’re stuffed with happiness… and our appetizers!
20. Dill with it, our pickles are the best baby shower snack!
21. Don’t flip out, but our pancakes are flipping fantastic!
22. Our water might not break, but it’s definitely spring!
23. These sweets are swaddled in love, just like the baby will be.
24. Who’s ready to ketchup over baby shower brunch?

VIII. Conclusion: Wrapping Up with a Bow on Top

And just like that, we’ve swaddled our way through a bundle of baby shower puns that are sure to tickle even the teeniest funny bone! We know that planning the perfect baby shower is no small feat, but with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of wordplay, you’ve set the stage for an event that’s as memorable as it is merry. So as we tuck these puns into their crib, remember that each giggle and snort is a sign of love and joy for the little one on the way. Now go ahead, let your heart be light and your laughs be plentiful – after all, a happy baby shower is one that’s wrapped up with a bow on top and a smile on every face!